“Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.”
— This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via bl-ossomed)

(via coluring)

“I like my coffee like I like my women: without a penis”
— my dad  (via coluring)

(via coluring)

aiming4fame:

WHY DONT I HAVE FIFTY OF THESE
aiming4fame:

WHY DONT I HAVE FIFTY OF THESE

aiming4fame:

WHY DONT I HAVE FIFTY OF THESE

(via mysleeplessreply)

flihrty:

letigre-lilly:

rabbittongue:

this is very beautiful and i like it but it makes me sad that we are their heaven

Wow that was really beautiful

this makes e want to cry :(

flihrty:

letigre-lilly:

rabbittongue:

this is very beautiful and i like it but it makes me sad that we are their heaven

Wow that was really beautiful

this makes e want to cry :(

(via mysleeplessreply)

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via infamousgod)

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

(via fuckyeahdementia)

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

hi daniel.

(via shouldnt)

“i learned that people can easily forget that others are human.”
— "prisoner" from the stanford prison experiment (1971)

(via alittlepinkbow)

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

(via alittlepinkbow)